Using Hangouts to make a call to Verizon to figure out why my phone is screwy today only to google up…

Using Hangouts to make a call to Verizon to figure out why my phone is screwy today only to google up "Verizon Outages" while on hold and finding that several key cell towers were offline probably due to a fiber cut. By the time I got a human on the call I had the answer for them.
First world solutions.